The Telegraph has revealed that Black Stig has made a miraculous return from the dead. Which of course, then, leads one to a single question:
What will become of White Stig? Perhaps they’ll fuse to become an ultra-powerful, GoBot-like configuration known as Grey Stig, but somehow, I doubt this bodes well for our friend Ben Collins White Stig.
This could also actually be the first sighting of Zombie Stig. If he does start talking, and if the words out of his mouth sound much like mumbling and/or he speaks of the delectable taste of “brains,” chances are good that the Top Gear presenters would do well to call in Milla Jovovich immediately for protection detail.