Where to begin with this one? What started as a “$&*!, look at that!” cell phone video saw this Galveston, Texas, USA man’s afternoon end in tears as he drove his Veyron into a lagoon. According to this news article in the local paper, he’d swerved to avoid a low-flying pelican.

Also, he was talking on his cell phone. Let that be a lesson to you, kids. Don’t talk and drive. Especially when you’ve got a supercar.